A Man on the Street Says I Must Be Fine Because I’m Clearly Not Skipping Any Meals

all the ways to say it
blubber / bovine / buxom
chubby / chunky / chastised
damaged / daring / dumpy

sound like Emily
feral / flotsam / fruitful
gargantuan / glutton / gross
heathen / hearty / heavy

inflation alters dress sizes, but can’t obscure the scale
jelly / jiggly / jilted
killer / kinkster / kiss-me-nots
large / lazy / limited

Miss Piggy’s secret: she hates her body too
no / no / non
overdressed / overfed / overweight
plus size / porcine / portly

queen of the obscene (fat! the chorus whispers)
rotund / rotten / round
soft / squat / stout
thick / thicker / thicccest

u could be hot, a DM reads, if u lost weight
venomous / virile / voluptuous
whaled / wobbly / woman
extra / exxxtra / xxx

zippered & silenced for your / (& without my own) / pleasure

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