Tagged: 15 Views of Orlando

Cons, by Chris Heavener

Cons, by Chris Heavener

posted on August 4th, 2011 by Nathan Holic

15 Views of Orlando: Part 9 (of 15)

Location:  Wekiwa Springs

 

She pulled out a slim composition notebook the minute I picked her up from the airport. We headed west on the 528 toward I-4. She flipped to her list.

She said, “You’re not going to like it. There’s not a lot of pros. Actually it’s mostly cons.”

I told her to read it anyway. Cons first.

“It’s an angry place. I read on some news website last night that Orlando is the angriest city in the nation. Did you know that?”

15 Views of Orlando has been stolen from the tubes of the Internet and is now in book form, due out on 1/31/12.
Pre-order it here.

 

About the Author:

Chris Heavener is the editor of Annalemma Magazine: Annalemma.net.

Deconstruction, by Ashley Inguanta

Deconstruction, by Ashley Inguanta

posted on July 28th, 2011 by Nathan Holic

15 Views of Orlando: Part 8 (of 15)

Location:  Little Vietnam

The Beginning is a bottle, a brown-bagged 32 oz I gave to Grandpa on the day I swallowed him whole. He thought he could outdo me, jumping across the lake like that. And when the Waterford shoppers got angry at us for taking off our clothes, I tugged my nipple ring and made a dress to wear out of Water and Earth. Then I folded Grandpa into a small rectangle, thin as a sheet of paper, and slipped him in my pocket as I walked down Colonial.

15 Views of Orlando has been stolen from the tubes of the Internet and is now in book form, due out on 1/31/12.
Pre-order it here.

About the Author:

Ashley Inguanta earned her MFA from the University of Central Florida and has taught several Introduction to Creative Writing courses at the university level. She has also worked as a Creative Writing Instructor at Lakeside Alternative, a mental health facility. Most recently, her photography has appeared in make/shift magazine.  Ashley is also a contributing photographer for SmokeLong Quarterly. Her fiction and poetry have appeared in SmokeLong Quarterly, Pindeldyboz, Elephant Journal, Breadcrumb Scabs, and All Things Girl. She recently earned an Honorable Mention in Glimmer Train for their Very Short Fiction Award.  Also this year, Ashley has been nominated as UCF’s choice for the AWP Intro Journals Award in fiction.  Her short-short “Trash” is forthcoming in Gone Lawn. Soon, she hopes to find a good home for her first experimental fiction collection, Wires and Light. You can visit her at http://ashleyinguanta.wordpress.com.

Lifting Veils, by Jay Haffner

Lifting Veils, by Jay Haffner

posted on July 21st, 2011 by Nathan Holic

15 Views of Orlando: Part 7 (of 15)

Location:  Albertsons, Oviedo

I left Florida fifteen years ago and, until now, I haven’t been back.  I didn’t even wait until my high school graduation.  Left the day before.  Got in the car and drove north until the humidity broke and I could roll down the window and not feel like two hands were pressing a heavy wool blanket against my face.  By the time my senior class was listening to speeches about how their futures were right there in front of them, I was driving through Southern Tennessee, climbing the great Smokey Mountains, hugging my future as close as I could.

15 Views of Orlando has been stolen from the tubes of the Internet and is now in book form, due out on 1/31/12.
Pre-order it here.

 

About the Author:

Jay Haffner is an English teacher and baseball coach at Apopka High School. He is a former editor for both The Cypress Dome and The Florida Review, and now works with the smartest and most talented of the Apopka youth at the campus newspaper. He is a native of Detroit, Michigan, and though he has lived in Florida for many years, he has never been able to tan.

A Dry Fountain, by Tom DeBeauchamp

A Dry Fountain, by Tom DeBeauchamp

posted on July 14th, 2011 by Nathan Holic

15 Views of Orlando: Part 6 (of 15)

Location: Lake Keogh and environs

 

Perkin sat in the mud on the bank of the retention pond across the street from Jim “Maddog” Maddox’s McMansion, wearing the Baywatch-red bikini bottoms Maddog had leant him. Regardless of the sulfurous smell, Perkin wagged his flippered feet through the water and the cattails. His shoulders were strapped with Maddog’s twin oxygen tanks, his forehead creased by Maddog’s hard plastic mask. To the tsk-tsking of the neighborhood’s sprinkler systems, and the roaring of mowers, blowers, weed-eaters and edgers, Perkin prepared himself mentally to start earning big time.

15 Views of Orlando has been stolen from the tubes of the Internet and is now in book form, due out on 1/31/12.
Pre-order it here.

About the Author:

Too quick across the face of this earth, Tom DeBeauchamp has never watched a puppy grow up to a dog and die. His stories and reviews have appeared here and there, online and in print. He waits for mail that never comes. He attracts sometimes the inverse of moths and jars them and stores them in cool, damp, dark places where they batter the glass with their bodies, desperate to touch the unity for which inverse moths despair. He reminds you we are all closer always to the molten central fire than we’ll ever be to the distant radiations of space. His most recent attempt at a web site is the following: http://softsolids.tumblr.com/

The Gentlest of Bends, by Hunter Choate

The Gentlest of Bends, by Hunter Choate

posted on June 30th, 2011 by Nathan Holic

15 Views of Orlando: Part 5 (of 15)

Location: Intersection of Orange Blossom Trail and Sand Lake Road


A cluster of afternoon traffic rose up from the distance where the road was a shimmering black sea. Perkin hotboxed his cigarette and flicked loose the cherry in a burst of orange embers that ashed the sidewalk, tucked the un-smoked portion into the front pocket of his t-shirt. He eyed the still roost of overhead stoplights and readied his Need Work, Hungry sign.

15 Views of Orlando has been stolen from the tubes of the Internet and is now in book form, due out on 1/31/12.
Pre-order it here.

 

About the Author:

Hunter Choate lives and writes in Orlando. His work has appeared in elimae, Word Riot, and others. Find him online at www.hunterchoate.com.

Follower, by Dan Sinclair

Follower, by Dan Sinclair

posted on June 23rd, 2011 by Nathan Holic

15 Views of Orlando: Part 4 (of 15)

Location: Waterford Lakes

 

 

Flip flop.  Flip flop.  Such noisy footwear.  Swear I never wear these things but it’s hot.  Fucking hate the humidity.  I want dry heat.  Like Vegas.  One day.  Nah, not Vegas.  Be dead in a week.  May hate Orlando’s weather but doubt it’ll kill me.  I’m hurricane proof.

 15 Views of Orlando has been stolen from the tubes of the Internet and is now in book form, due out on 1/31/12.
Pre-order it here.

About the Author:

Dan Sinclair spent about a third of his life living in Orlando, FL.  During that time, he had his Acura Integra GS-R stolen from out front of his apartment and earned an MFA from the University of Central Florida.  He now resides in Los Angeles, CA, trying to be some kind of professional writer.  Through his primary focus is television and film, he also writes for an indie music site (theheardproject.com), tries to make people laugh with his blog (thingsbadhappen.com/thislifepathetic),  and hopes to someday finish his novel (sigh). His latest short story can be found on Pen Spark.

It’s a Hollywood Summer, by J. Bradley

It’s a Hollywood Summer, by J. Bradley

posted on June 16th, 2011 by Nathan Holic

15 Views of Orlando: Part 3 ( of 15)

Location: Fashion Square Mall

 

I’m nursing my PBR tall boy at the bar when the stinger of a manicured index fingernail jabs my right shoulder. I glance over and see Val holding a black plastic shopping bag. “You’re late.”

15 Views of Orlando has been stolen from the tubes of the Internet and is now in book form, due out on 1/31/12.
Pre-order it here.

About the Author:

J. Bradley is the author of Dodging Traffic (Ampersand Books, 2009), The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot (Safety Third Enterprises, 2010), My Hands Are As Thick As Dreams (Patasola Press, 2011), and the upcoming e-chapbooks A Patchwork of Rooms Furnished By Mistakes (Deckfight Press, 2011) and Our Hearts Are Power Ballads (Artistically Declined Press, 2011). He is the Interviews Editor of PANK Magazine and lives at iheartfailure.net.

You Are Here, by Chris Wiewiora

You Are Here, by Chris Wiewiora

posted on June 9th, 2011 by Nathan Holic

15 Views of Orlando: Part 2 (of 15)

Location: Will’s Pub

 

It’s been awhile since you’ve rolled all the way back on your Triumph’s throttle and just gone. Brian said when he got back from his latest tour that right after debriefing you and he would ride up to the Blue Ridge Parkway, both your left hands trailing in the wind, giving The Wave to all the other motorcyclists in the other lane. As soon as you heard about Brian, you thought about leaving your helmet, gunning your bike, and slamming into something solid; but you didn’t.

15 Views of Orlando has been stolen from the tubes of the Internet and is now in book form, due out on 1/31/12.
Pre-order it here.

About the Author:

Chris Wiewiora has lived in Orlando since 1996. He holds an Honors in the Major BA from the University of Central Florida where he was the assistant editor of The Florida Review. He works at a pizza place called Lazy Moon.  This year his prose has appeared on The Planet Formerly Known As Earth, Etude, SawPalm, SwinkMag.com, and The Quotable and is forthcoming on Splinter Generation. Read more at www.chriswiewiora.com

Tunneling, by Gene Albamonte

Tunneling, by Gene Albamonte

posted on June 2nd, 2011 by Nathan Holic

15 Views of Orlando: Part 1 (of 15)

Location: Town House Restaurant, Downtown Oviedo

15 Views of Orlando has been stolen from the tubes of the Internet and is now in book form, due out on 1/31/12. Read the first story in full, get hooked, and pre-order it here.

I didn’t realize how much I loved the guy until he was gone. Not only that, but I didn’t even know if he was coming back in one piece. So there I was, thinking about my friend (infantry, Afghanistan)—who might as well be the brother I never had—while standing out in the back of the Town House Restaurant with a waitress named Eve, who gently balanced a cup against my lips and poured water into my mouth because I was too busy throwing a tennis ball against the wall.

“This is impossible,” she said, rolling her eyes. “The ball is solid and the wall is solid.” She said this as if I didn’t know that already. I told her I wasn’t stupid, despite the fact that I felt pretty stupid. I recently got laid off (editorial assistant, newspaper). I was 32 years old. I was a dishwasher. I moved back in with my mother.

Regarding the tennis ball: I was testing something Brian had told me twenty years ago, something called quantum tunneling. I had been throwing the ball since early that morning. I was waiting for it to pass through the wall. Brian had told me, when we were twelve, that a ball was made of wave functions and, according to quantum physics (and his father who was a physicist), those waves can spill into and through a solid wall. Because of this, there was a chance that the entire ball could pass through to the other side if it was thrown against the wall enough times. So I wanted to throw it as many times as I could each day before getting back to work. Eve said she’d help out. She’s a good person. I knew Brian would like Eve, too. She was sarcastic and silly and sometimes she flicked rubber bands at people just to get their attention.

I threw the ball until the diner opened for business, but nothing happened.

*

The following morning, I went running before my shift. The good news: I was running farther and faster than ever, which I knew would make Brian proud. He was always there for me, always trying to make me a better person. Healthier, smarter, more optimistic. People would pay good money to have his optimism. He was the kind of guy who would cut the glass in half and say how it was completely full.

The bad news: I was diagnosed with jogger’s hematuria, which is what doctors call it when your urine is tinged with blood due to your bladder walls banging against each other like a couple idiots. When the doctor told me this, I thought of cymbals clashing together, like my insides were having a parade. Peeing didn’t feel good when this happened either. Most people would stop running after being diagnosed with jogger’s hematuria, but not me. During my runs, I pictured my bladder walls banging into each other, imagined the capillaries within them exploding like tiny fireworks releasing little sparks of blood.

The good news: the house Brian grew up in was on my route. The bad news: it wasn’t the same house. His old house had been knocked down several years ago to make room for a larger, newer house. Some would see this as a tragedy, but, to be honest, the new house was pretty damn nice. I’d live in it. If I could have afforded it. If I still had a career, something that didn’t involve the words ‘dish’ and ‘washer.’

Growing up, Brian and I had become so many things in that old house. Spies, novelists, detectives, musicians, boxers, songwriters, television hosts, ninjas, news reporters, scientists, directors, writers, architects. We’d roll out a sheet of butcher paper in his living room and design roller coasters with a pencil, drawing twists and turns as the room filled with the scent of all-day gravy—crushed tomatoes, garlic, sweet pork.

I ran down the old road that used to be just a blinking yellow light dangling like a citrine, but was now a full traffic light. I passed what used to be an empty stretch of grassland and was now home to a mall with a movie theater. The old was still mixed in, though. Near the Town House, there was still the plateau of one-story businesses rising above the sidewalks, and there were still places where you could catch the scent of cow patties scattered within a field bordered by chickenfence. If you went deep enough, you could still find a home turned into a tire depot with masses of black rubber stacked in the yard like mountains at dusk.

*

After our shift, we went out back and I threw the ball. We were out there till 2 a.m. I told her about the time Brian and I sat in his backyard and cut our palms with a knife and rubbed our hands together and became blood brothers. Then we were quiet for a while until, looking at the tennis ball, I said, “Maybe you’re right. Maybe this is impossible.”

“It’s fun anyways,” she said, and then she sat down next to me with her legs crossed, looking up at the stars. If only he could see us. If only I could take a picture of that moment to show him when he came back: the two of us, Eve and I, outside the Town House Restaurant in Oviedo, the night heavy and black and blue, things chirping, not a human in sight. There was the thud of the ball and then there was the happy thought that pieces of the ball—impossibly small—were passing through the wall and into the diner and the idea that, one day, the entire ball could pass through if I just kept throwing it.

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About the Author:

Gene Albamonte graduated with an MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Central Florida. In 2010, he attended the Sirenland Writers Conference. Thus far, his fiction has appeared or is forthcoming in Southern Indiana Review, Clapboard House and Fragmentation + Other Stories—an anthology published by Burrow Press. He was a finalist in Glimmer Train‘s January 2008 Family Matters competition and earned an Honorable Mention in the April 2008 Family Matters competition. He writes a weekly column for PANK Magazine’s blog and two columns for Burrow Press’s blog. Read more at www.mynameisgene.com.

15 Views of Orlando: Authors and Schedule

15 Views of Orlando: Authors and Schedule

posted on May 26th, 2011 by Nathan Holic

What follows is a complete list of authors participating in the “15 Views of Orlando” project, along with the specific date on which each installment will be published on the Burrow blog. We kick off next week with Gene Albamonte, and then we finally close off at the end of summer with Susan Hubbard. I can hardly wait for some of these authors, but if the names are unfamiliar, take a moment to read through the bios and visit a few author sites.

(To read more about the basic concept of the story and to access the Orlando Wishlist, click here for last week’s post.)

June 2: Gene Albamonte

 

Gene Albamonte graduated with an MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Central Florida. In 2010, he attended the Sirenland Writers Conference. Thus far, his fiction has appeared or is forthcoming in Southern Indiana Review, Clapboard House and Fragmentation + Other Stories—an anthology published by Burrow Press. He was a finalist in Glimmer Train‘s January 2008 Family Matters competition and earned an Honorable Mention in the April 2008 Family Matters competition. He writes a weekly column for PANK Magazine’s blog and two columns for Burrow Press’s blog. Read more at www.mynameisgene.com.

June 9: Chris Wiewiora

Chris Wiewiora has lived in Orlando since 1996. He holds an Honors in the Major BA from the University of Central Florida where he was the assistant editor of The Florida Review. He works at a pizza place called Lazy Moon.  This year his prose has appeared on The Planet Formerly Known As Earth, Etude, SawPalm, SwinkMag.com, and The Quotable and is forthcoming on Splinter Generation. Read more at www.chriswiewiora.com

 

June 16: J. Bradley

J. Bradley is the author of Dodging Traffic (Ampersand Books, 2009), The Serial Rapist Sitting Behind You is a Robot (Safety Third Enterprises, 2010), My Hands Are As Thick As Dreams (Patasola Press, 2011), and the upcoming e-chapbooks A Patchwork of Rooms Furnished By Mistakes (Deckfight Press, 2011) and Our Hearts Are Power Ballads (Artistically Declined Press, 2011). He is the Interviews Editor of PANK Magazine and lives at iheartfailure.net.

 

June 23: Dan Sinclair

Dan Sinclair spent about a third of his life living in Orlando, FL.  During that time, he had his Acura Integra GS-R stolen from out front of his apartment and earned an MFA from the University of Central Florida.  He now resides in Los Angeles, CA, trying to be some kind of professional writer.  Through his primary focus is television and film, he also writes for an indie music site (theheardproject.com), tries to make people laugh with his blog (thingsbadhappen.com/thislifepathetic),  and hopes to someday finish his novel (sigh).

 

June 30: Hunter Choate

Hunter Choate lives and writes in Orlando. His work has appeared in elimae, Word Riot, and others. Find him online at www.hunterchoate.com.

 

July 14: Tom DeBeauchamp

Too quick across the face of this earth, Tom DeBeauchamp has never watched a puppy grow up to a dog and die. His stories and reviews have appeared here and there, online and in print. He waits for mail that never comes. He attracts sometimes the inverse of moths and jars them and stores them in cool, damp, dark places where they batter the glass with their bodies, desperate to touch the unity for which inverse moths despair. He reminds you we are all closer always to the molten central fire than we’ll ever be to the distant radiations of space. His most recent attempt at a web site is the following: http://softsolids.tumblr.com/

 

July 21: Jay Haffner

Jay Haffner is an English teacher and baseball coach at Apopka High School. He is a former editor for both The Cypress Dome and The Florida Review, and now works with the smartest and most talented of the Apopka youth at the campus newspaper. He is a native of Detroit, Michigan, and though he has lived in Florida for many years, he has never been able to tan.

July 28: Ashley Inguanta

Ashley Inguanta earned her MFA from the University of Central Florida and has taught several Introduction to Creative Writing courses at the university level. She has also worked as a Creative Writing Instructor at Lakeside Alternative, a mental health facility. Most recently, her photography has appeared in make/shift magazine.  Ashley is also a contributing photographer for SmokeLong Quarterly. Her fiction and poetry have appeared in SmokeLong Quarterly, Pindeldyboz, Elephant Journal, Breadcrumb Scabs, and All Things Girl. She recently earned an Honorable Mention in Glimmer Train for their Very Short Fiction Award.  Also this year, Ashley has been nominated as UCF’s choice for the AWP Intro Journals Award in fiction.  Her short-short “Trash” is forthcoming in Gone Lawn. Soon, she hopes to find a good home for her first experimental fiction collection, Wires and Light. You can visit her at http://ashleyinguanta.wordpress.com.

 

August 4: Chris Heavener

Chris Heavener is the editor of Annalemma Magazine: Annalemma.net.

 

August 11: J. Christopher Silvia

J. Christopher Silvia is a writer, probably.

 

August 18: Lindsay Hunter

Lindsay Hunter grew up in Orlando and now lives in Chicago, where she co-hosts the Quickies! reading series. Her work has been published widely online and in print, and her first book, Daddy’s, is out now on featherproof books. Find her at lindsayhunter.com.

 

August 25: Philip F. Deaver

Philip F. Deaver is an award-winning short fiction writer who publishes in three genres, stories, poetry, and creative nonfiction.  He’s a professor of English and Writer in Residence at Rollins College, and also teaches fiction and poetry in the Spalding University brief residency MFA program.  His books are available locally in the Rollins bookstore or online at Amazon.com or philipfdeaver.com.  For 25 years he’s run fiction workshops in Central Florida and the southeast US.

 

Sept. 1: John King

John King, an aficionado of college degrees, has just acquired his fourth, an MFA in creative writing from NYU.  While his doppelganger proudly teaches composition and creative writing at the University of Central Florida, John currently resides at an undisclosed location and toils on his epic novel, Guy Psycho and the Ziggurat of Shame.  He also reviews books for The Literary Review and theater for Shakespeare Bulletin.  His work has appeared in Turnrow, Gargoyle, and Pearl, and is forthcoming from Palooka.

 

Sept. 8: Mark Pursell

Mark Pursell has served as an intern and later the poetry editor at The Florida Review; his work has appeared in The New Orleans Review and Nimrod International Journal.  He is currently employed as the Associate Course Director for the Historical Archetypes and Mythology course offered within multiple degree programs at Full Sail University.  You can read his musings about books, movies, music, television and his sometimes futile attempts to fill in his embarrassing pop-culture knowledge gaps at his blog, The Markness (http://www.themarkness.com).

 

Sept. 15: Vanessa Blakeslee

Vanessa Blakeslee’s work has been recognized by grants and fellowships from the Virginia Center for the Creative Arts, Yaddo, the Ragdale Foundation and the United Arts of Central Florida, and has appeared or is forthcoming in Harpur Palate, The Bellingham Review, Green Mountains Review and The Southern Review, among other journals. Her latest online story can be found at nthposition, and her latest essay can be found online at The Paris Review.

 

A Final Note About Inspiration:

Though this project began as a mutual curiosity between myself and Ryan Rivas, the design and structure owes itself to a semester-long project I conduct in many of my fiction courses at UCF (a 20-part linked story by the entire class, with some of the same rules as stated above), but which itself owes its existence to my former mentor Jeanne Leiby.

Jeanne Leiby was a beloved creative writing professor at the University of Central Florida, a woman known for intense Diet-Coke-fueled enthusiasm and a fierce dedication to the tradition of character-driven storytelling (I can still hear her voice in my head, reminding me to create honest characters, to “Tell a story, and tell it true”), but also the inventive possibilities of fiction writing. At a memorial just a few weeks ago, former students and colleagues recounted the many quirky assignments she gave in her fiction writing courses, from postcard stories to opening-line auctions. Perhaps the most endearing of her assignments was the “City Story,” where the class would spend a day creating a fictional town: what would be the name of the town, and what businesses would be located in downtown, and what would be the major industry? Throughout the semester, at the start of each class period, a student would read his/her contribution to the City Story. Inevitably, the town’s history would transform, the residents would grow stranger and stranger, and students—perhaps upset at workshop comments from other students—would kill one another’s characters, make men into women, children into ghosts, thriving businesses into sweatshops, all before someone decided to blow up the city and leave the final writers(s) with the tall task of resurrecting the story.

Overall, a lot of fun, but also a great introduction to understanding the author’s responsibility when writing a setting (real or imagined), to playing by the rules that you’ve established (or that have been established for you) in the world that you’re writing.

Jeanne Leiby passed away on April 19, 2011. We wish we could have had her longer, and we wish she could have been part of this project, but her work as an editor (at Black Warrior Review, The Florida Review, and finally The Southern Review), a teacher/mentor (at Alabama, Tennessee, UCF, and LSU), and a fiction writer (Downriver), will be remembered for quite awhile. Google her name, and you’ll find countless tributes.

Special Thanks

Though we’ve only just begun, I do want to take a quick moment to thank Ryan Rivas and Jana Waring, founders of Burrow Press and collaborators on this “15 Views” project, for working so hard to bring together our sprawling community of Orlando writers. If this blog post was shared with you on facebook, or if you’ve stumbled across it but have never heard of Burrow Press (or met Ryan and Jana), make sure to attend a local reading, shake their hands, and thank them for their tireless efforts.