For the weird dad in your life

Download a free greeting card

Print one- or double-sided.

Download 8.5×11 card :: no cutting, easy folding
(for children prone to procrastination)

Download 5×7 card :: cutting required
(goes with A7 envelopes)

Send dad some absurdist short stories
about fatherhood.

50% off through 6/18!

“If Kafka got it on with Flannery O’Connor, PINKIES would be their lovechild.” –Lidia Yuknavitch

Synopsis: In Shane Hinton’s debut story collection, gritty Florida realism collides with the absurd, and fears of fatherhood materialize in surreal scenarios. In one story, Shane Hinton struggles to protect his frightened family from cars that keep crashing into their home, while in another he’s imagined as a vehicular menace. Father-to-be Shane Hinton combats roving pythons in the suburbs. Shane Hinton loves trash more than his own family. Shane Hinton throws a barbeque for all the Shane Hintons he’s met on the Internet and fears he might lose his wife to one. A sharp commentary on the mundanity and absurdity of modern life, the world of Pinkies is a terrifying and hilarious introduction to an unflinching new voice.